A Word About Laziness

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Websters Dictionary defines ‘laziness’ as:

Resorting to using the Websters Dictionary definition of a word or theme as the opening line of your post about that word or theme, because you’re too tired or crap to think of an original opening.

I think there’s something to that, and we should all pause for a moment to consider it. Then pause again for another, longer moment, to eat chocolate and watch some television. Now you’re tired, and have earned a nap. Go on, reward yourself. You deserve it.

You’re back. Okay great. I hope you’re well rested.

The main reason for this post is to acknowledge (without apologising for) the overall laziness, slackness, patheticness, limpness, flacidity and downright irregularity of my posts on this blog that carries my name. I have been busy. I have also been lazy.

I would like to tell you that this will change, but as some of you know, I’m not doing lies anymore. I mean really – how lazy am I with this blog? So fucking lazy, right? Am I right?

I’m so lazy with this blog, that I have padded out a whole ‘nother entry just crapping on about how lazy I have been with this blog, rather than take the time to write about something useful.